Pillow Fight; Chicken Murders; Llama Creep; No Trucks Violation; Dachsund Spotted; Freezer Case; Jesus, Mary & Joseph

Police Reports from The Flathead

9:46 a.m. A Kalispell woman reported that the neighbor man stole a sawhorse from her property. She stated that earlier, her husband had taken a pillow case from the neighbor and she suspects that the saw horse was taken in retaliation. She claimed that the pillow case has since been returned, but the neighbor still has the saw horse.

10:16 a.m. A woman on Sheepherder Hill Road is unable to provide evidence that would properly convict the neighbor dog of killing her seven chickens, but believes he is the primary suspect.

10:35 a.m. A Blue Lake Lane resident complained that a brown-tailed llama was standing in his front yard.

11:33 a.m. A woman on Trumble Creek Road called in to complain about the yellow construction trucks that drive up and down her road, despite her “no trucks” sign.

11:35 a.m. A long haired dachshund was spotted on Highway 35 in Kalispell.

12:01 p.m. A tall, lanky man with intensity issues was booted out of McDonalds,

4:55 p.m. Someone found a freezer floating in the lake.

8:33 p.m. Someone on Bowman Drive reported that a strange man was in the area attempting to sell “religious things.”