Defiant Dump Trucks; Batty Intruder; NASCAR Escapee; Jealous Lovers, Suspicious Horse; Driver Flipped Off; Dog-of-Interest

Flathead Police Report

10:09 a.m. A complaint was made about defiant dump trucks on Trumble Creek Road.

10:27 a.m. A woman on Beartrap Road reported that a bat had been sitting outside on her tomato plant for the entire morning, refusing to leave. She decided to take matters into her own hands and put the bat in a jar.

11:03 a.m. A NASCAR themed man attempted to pawn some potentially stolen items. He and his friend fled on their bikes when they learned law enforcement was notified.

11:31 a.m. A local man claimed that his ex-girlfriend does not like him or his new girlfriend

12:47 p.m. A nervous looking horse was seen standing alongside Farm to Market Road.

12:49 p.m. An employee of a local car wash reported that an irate customer drove through the parking lot in a reckless, sideways fashion.

2:10 p.m. Someone driving down Highway 93 South reported that another driver flipped him off.

2:56 p.m. A golden retriever prone to excess is the primary suspect in an ongoing investigation regarding the disappearance of 22 ducks on Grand Fir Trail.

8:05 p.m. Reportedly, three kids racing ATVs through Lakeside nearly ran over a Blacktail Road resident.

8:59 p.m. A woman in Columbia Falls claimed that the people who had her stuff were being rude and weird. She was unable to elaborate on their weirdness.