Cannon Ball Heist, Parrot Injury, Driveway Sludge, Loitering Cows, Rock-throwing, White Haired Witch in a Buick

10:08 a.m. A Somers man reported that a boat propeller and one cannon ball have gone missing from his front yard.

11:50 a.m. A man on Aluminum Drive found a wounded parrot in his garage.

12:48 p.m. A Smith Lake Road resident reported that sewage water, or something that smelled equally awful, was running down his driveway.

2:20 p.m. A resident on South Cedar Drive reported that a teenaged boy in a striped tank top was in her backyard throwing rocks at the dog and yelling at her husband.

2:48 p.m. Someone driving down Highway 93 North reported that the driver in the other lane is slowing down, speeding up, and changing lanes to keep him from passing.

3:50 p.m. A white dog was seen on Weimer Way.

3:59 p.m. Two black cows were seen standing in the middle of Meadow Lake Boulevard.

4:05 p.m. A Kalispell woman called in to ask if the dog that had bitten her had been brought to justice.

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