APB Stolen Minivan with Big Red Bow; Indecent Goats; Sheep Escape in Disguise; Dogs Lockdown Walmart; Auto Dials Cops with False Alarm

8:40 a.m. A minivan with a big red bow on the back and a Subaru were stolen from East Edgewood Drive in Whitefish.

8:48 a.m. A Columbia Falls woman reported that someone’s ram has been hanging around her yard for the past week.

9:09 a.m. A dog described as a sheep wearing eye liner ran away from home.

9:48 a.m. A resident on Ridgeway Court complained that three goats were doing goat things in her yard.

10:53 p.m. A Columbia Falls woman reported that a county inmate calls her every night.

11:48 a.m. A woman on Airport Road reported that dogs are constantly roaming in and out of her front yard. She believes that they may have taken down a deer.

1:36 p.m. There is talk that stray dogs have infiltrated the local Walmart.

2:28 p.m. Someone called in claiming that a wolf dog was at a store on Highway 2 East, refusing to leave.

4:45 p.m. A car, not the driver, called 911. There was no emergency.

11:21 p.m. A man called from Airport Road to report that his roommate locked him out and left his computer out in the snow.