Trampoline Assault; Criminal Drooling; A Scam that Sucks; Bear Playmate; Mean Terrier; DOA-A Favorite Squirrel

Flathead Police Report

8:17 a.m. A Somers resident complained that the neighbor’s trampoline blew into their yard and damaged a few things.

9:03 a.m. A resident on Rocky Lane reported that a smelly black lab with overprotective salivary glands was sitting in her yard.

9:19 a.m. A woman on Fairmont Road reported that the neighbors routinely disturb her sleep with their extreme noise making abilities.

9:20 a.m. A local woman reported that a fraudulent vacuum salesman duped her into buying an old vacuum for an exorbitant amount of money.

10:48 a.m. A woman on West Cottonwood Drive reported that several kids were outside playing with a bear that had wandered into her yard.

11:39 a.m. A mean little terrier with a reputation for bad ideas was at large and terrorizing the neighborhood of Potter Lane in Columbia Falls.

2:27 p.m. An employee of a Kalispell business reported that every week, twice a week, the same woman calls the store and screams at employees.

2:44 p.m. Someone made an accidental call to 911 during an attempt to wish his nephew a happy birthday.

4:54 p.m. A Whitefish woman reported that a dog that had recently been put down for killing a goat was also guilty of killing her neighbor’s favorite squirrel.