Police Reports from the Flathead...Critter Chaos!

1:48 a.m. A kid called from his trampoline to report that a bear was in the backyard and that his friend was having a panic attack. A bear was gone and the kids were inside when a deputy arrived.

6:41 a.m. A mountain lion was seen chasing something down Demersville Road.

8:20 a.m. A Whitefish resident complained that an angry feral cat has been hanging around her house.

8:20 a.m. Five puppies were loose and running down Eighth Avenue East.

8:26 a.m. A red-eyed rabbit was found on Sussex Drive.

9:10 a.m. A Lakeside man reported that he killed a bat because it was flying around at 7:30 p.m. which, according to him, was strange behavior.

10:26 am. A resident on Eighth Avenue East reported six runaway shar-pei puppies.

2:31 p.m. A Kalispell man reported that his mother had been attacked by a vicious pony earlier that morning.

3:29 p.m. Someone in Bigfork claimed that there were two “BING” cars in the area. The caller claimed that they had huge antennas on their hoods and worried that they were somehow “stealing information.”

7:25 p.m. A 7-year-old boy on Harmony Court called 911 to report that an adult in the neighborhood keeps stealing his bike. However, he reported that this time he and his friend had managed to stealthily retrieve the bike on their own. He had yet to notify his parents of the issue.

7:34 p.m. A local woman reported that a naked man was outside lurking around the neighborhood. She did manage to get a picture of him which revealed that he was not completely naked, but wearing some sort of fig leaf.