Police Report from The Flathead
7:16 p.m. A sibling argument over a toothbrush was overheard during an accidental, or not so accidental, call to 911. Either way, no emergency was identified.
8:52 a.m. In some sort of weird “retaliation” effort, people reportedly rolled numerous 250 pound tires across some property on Point of View Drive in Whitefish.
9:39 a.m. A woman in Bigfork reported that someone had been in her house eating her food.
10:27 a.m. A Kila resident suspects that a local realtor has been stealing property on Emmons Canyon Road.
11:51 a.m. A woman was arrested for felony theft after a showdown at an Evergreen business.
12:20 p.m. Someone reported that the black Mercedes parked in the handicapped spot in front of a Bigfork business did not have a handicapped sticker.
12:57 p.m. A Hungry Horse man reported that the neighbor’s dog was loose again. He said that he contacted the neighbors, but they pretended to have no association with the animal.
12:57 p.m. A resident Highway 35 in Kalispell reported that someone told him that his neighbor has been lying on the couch, dead, for several days. The neighbor was found to be alive and well.
2:51 p.m. A woman on Deer Trail reported that a man handing out flyers was in her garage yelling at her, forcing her to take a flyer.
4:39 p.m. A man on Highway 35 in Kalispell reported that a woman and her “associates” have stolen numerous items from him.
5:05 p.m. A Whitefish resident called in with a “long story” to tell.
8:14 p.m. Someone found a diaper bag lying in the middle of Highway 2 East.
10:00 p.m. A motorcycle fell out of a pickup traveling down Conrad Drive.
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